Screaming Bean |
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
I'll admit, I had fun last night watching the results come in. I'm a news junkie, I'll be the first to tell you that. So I was in a good mood going into work this morning. That being said, to the woman driving the Toyota I was following this morning, you don't know how close you came to getting a mascara wand in your eye. Yes, I saw you putting on your mascara at each of the two lights I had the misfortune to be stuck behind you. You had to put it back in the tube every time the light turned green, once you realized it was green that is...leaving me to call you not nice things. But, and this is where you should thank me, I came --><-- this close to blowing my horn in the middle of the red light, just to watch you jab yourself in the eye with your mascara. Yeah it's evil I know, but you deserved it. And yet, I didn't do it. Call it the pleasant afterglow from the election, but I just let you drive on oblivious. Next time, you won't be so lucky. Consider yourself warned.
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