Screaming Bean |
Friday, October 13, 2006
For a four day week, this has to be the longest week ever. Training has turned into an absolute nightmare. I've developed a headache each of the days I've done it, and no amount of caffinated beverages makes it any more bearable. The worst part is that it seems that nothing that I've taught has stuck...at all. We're on day 4 and I'm still giving directions on using the phone. Time is fluid and all that, but it's like I'm caught in some sort of time dilation thing-a-majig. I want to move at one speed and the trainee, another time zone all together. To say it's frustrating doesn't even begin to describe it. I've come close to hitting my head repeatedly against office equipment. (Except I value my head and the brains contained within it.) At one point today, I began repeating the Seinfeld mantra, "Serenity Now!" I'm not sure it's working.
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