Screaming Bean |
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
My car used to have air horns. This is a very important aspect of my car as well as important part of my defensive driving. At some point this last week one of the horns has given up the ghost. Whether this is from overuse or just a quirk of electrics we'll never know. I must say though I was not the last person to use the horn in its original condition. Either way, it no longer works. Instead of a neck snapping blast it instead goes "twee". My car should never go "twee". "Twee" gets you no where. "Twee" does not invoke fear. "Twee" doesn't invoke anything but hilarity...if they hear it. I hadn't driven in a couple days and had put out of my mind the condition of the horns. I went to buy some food for dinner. I got cutoff in the parking lot by an ass in a Jetta. I blew my horn. It went "twee." I think he may have laughed. I was not amused. This will not stand.
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