Screaming Bean |
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
Perhaps Bar Review is making me surly. Heck, who am I kidding, I was already surly. Have you ever wished you could do things behind the wheel that could get you arrested? For instance, I was following a woman this morning who was going to teach us all to drive by doing exactly 2 miles per hour below the speed limit. I tried to use the "Force" against her by willing her to turn, but no dice. (Ever since I had this cold, my Force has been on the fritz.) When we finally got to the red traffic light, she grabs her rearview mirror, turns it toward her and starts putting on eyeliner. You don't know how tempted I was to drive up to her bumper and hit her ever so slightly to make her poke her eye out. Yeah, I'm evil like that.
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