Screaming Bean |
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Let's try this again...I had a nice long post but Blogger ate it. For the third Tuesday this semester, the weather turned to absolute crap. And since we're like the post office, we never close. One hour to arrive here. This is normally a 25 minute drive. Hell, it took me nearly 15 minutes just to get out of my neighborhood. I nearly slid down a hill backwards in my car, dodged numerous accidents, and nearly dorked the car in the driveway of the school. I get inside, buy my egg and cheese sandwich and enjoy my morning, only to be accosted by a bat. Yes, you heard me right, a bat. Not the baseball kind either. Much shrieking and flailing ensues. To my credit, I neither shrieked nor flailed. I did duck a couple times when it did a low flyby. And as quickly as it began it ended. The bat was struck down by the maintenance man's jacket. I was immediately saddened. I can't handle that sort of cruelty at 9am...hell, at any time of the day. We needed a mascot, what did that bat do to you?
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