Screaming Bean |
Saturday, February 05, 2005
It seems that tomorrow the world will finally know who Deep Throat was. No, not Linda Lovelace...the Watergate source that brought down the Nixon administration with the help of Woodward and Bernstein. The most-cited Deep Throat suspects include Nixon administration members Henry Kissinger and Alexander Haig; CIA officials Cord Meyer and William E. Colby; and FBI officials L. Patrick Gray, W. Mark Felt, Charles W. Bates and Robert Kunkel. The newest theory floated is that it is no other than George Walker Bush. Yeah, W's Dad. Of course, the fact that the papers have just been unveiled as part of the archive of the University of Texas at Austin fed that theory. Me, I'm going with Haig, though the University of Illinois journalism department seems to believe it's Fred Fielding. And of course, there's always the possibility of Pat Buchanan...but I can't believe for a second he's been able to keep that secret for this many years. Tomorrow will tell.
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