Screaming Bean |
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
When you're a third year, you need to take your entertainment where you can get it. This has taken its form in perusing the fashion choices of underclassmen and women. There's a quota you see, where each day we try to find one woman on campus who had the misfortune/fortune of wearing a skirt that is truly obscene. By this I mean that it has so little fabric that it is physically impossible to sit down while wearing it. This is a surprisingly easy quota to meet each day. Most times we have it met by 10am. However, it took a turn today when one of the brethren decided that it shouldn't be so much a quota but rather a "two-prong test." While the skirt issue is an easy one, the second prong should be whether said wearer of the skirt is in fact going commando. Seeing that you would have to come into contact with various seating surfaces in that condition, it's horrifying to say the least. Yes, what can I say, we go to school with hooker-wannabes.
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