Screaming Bean |
Sunday, August 08, 2004
Why do the screamers come on Sunday? For those of you who go to gyms, you know what I mean. The semi-burly weightlifters who make a beeline to the free weights, grab the heaviest thing they see and start doing something with it. While doing really slow reps they make a sound not unlike childbirth. There are approximately 15 people in the gym, and this guy is drowning out the satellite radio. He sounds like a hirsuite Monica Seles at Wimbeldon. Except he isn't playing tennis. Even better was when his lifting buddy showed up and they started doing this in tandem. Yeah, I want to hear the exertions of two guys from across the room. Imagine how much more power you could put into your lift if you didn't scream? In the meantime, can we turn up the radio?
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