Screaming Bean |
Friday, June 11, 2004
Yesterday was not terribly successful for me. I spent a good portion of the day asleep with a migraine. It caused me to lose a few hours from work as I couldn't stand to be in a room with any modicum of light. On a better note, my sister-in-law finally had her twins last night. I think my in-laws were underwhelmed with our reaction, but hey at least we're off the hook now as far as producing offspring. That brings me to this morning. I wrongfully assumed with the amount of businesses and governmental authorities closing for the state funeral that I would have an easy if not downright blissful commute. So wrong. I now bring you Beanie's rant for the day: If you are from out of state...or heck even out of town, you should not take it as an opportunity to lose all common sense behind the wheel. If you wouldn't make a bonehead move in your own town, don't do it in mine. Do not take a left hand turn from the middle lane. Do not make a u-turn in the middle of a major intersection. Do not stop on an interstate to ponder the choices for exiting the highway. Do not back up an off ramp...or an on ramp for that matter. If driving in a city setting, do not stop at each side street so you can read the street signs. I will blow my horn at you each and every time you do, no matter how much you glare in your rearview mirror at me. Pull over and let the rest of us by you. Thanks.
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