Screaming Bean |
Monday, June 14, 2004
Yep, it's Monday alright. As I ranted late last week about traffic, I will not regale you of the hatred I had for a Miata this morning. Instead I am left with what I did this weekend. Nothing too terribly exciting. For those of you who pondered the twins, we live about 1500 miles away, so we won't be seeing them anytime soon. We did however buy them bonds as their gift. We hear they're doing well and should be leaving the hospital sometime this week. Other things I did this weekend: made a dozen deviled eggs, attended a graduation party for my cousin, pulled a bunch of weeds until I gave up, pondered the price of baby trees, wondered why we can't grow our own, watched way too many auto races, did laundry, and grocery shopped. Did you know I'm invisible in the grocery store? Far more so than on the road. I'll be looking at a shelf trying to decide something, and on three separate occasions, a person stepped in front of me to ponder something else. I began to take it personally. I pondered beating them senseless with my bag of mesculun mix. Instead, I just walked away. Perhaps I should go dressed in safety orange like a road cone. That'll get their attention. Or else, pummel them with pomegranates or something.
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