Screaming Bean |
Saturday, February 07, 2004
Weiners weiners weiners. The world has gone to weiners. Horizontal weiners, vertical weiners, edible weiners... Here we thought that the Super Bowl was rife with weiner drugs, Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra, and now it has invaded Nascar. (I've just been informed that I've somehow violated the law blog taboo of talking about Nascar, but stay with me on this one.) We have the subtle I'm staying in the game commercial, we have the wife making doe eyes at her husband because he just visited his urologist commercial, and Mark Martin, the shortest driver in Nascar talking about Viagra. No, the irony is not lost on me. Still, it gets better...Mark Martin's car before just screamed Viagra, it had a big old logo smack dab on the hood. Tonight, his primary sponsor? Oscar Meyer. I'll leave you to make your own jokes.
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