Screaming Bean |
Monday, November 17, 2003
I realized that since it's Monday I get a lot more traffic than any other day of the week. To this point I have only written about cheese. So I feel obligated toward you, my readers to make this stop worthwhile. I have been whining heavily lately, and it's not even finals yet. For this, I apologize. I think I need a new attitude before the end of the semester. I think I need to be less meh and more belligerent. I need to turn toward the Dark Side and tap that inner anger. I need to solidify my position. To start this new phase of the semester, I give you my rant about pedestrians. In this state there is a law about pedestrians. You have to yield to pedestrians in a crosswalk if there is no traffic signal present and only on your side of the crosswalk. Reviewing the construction of this last sentence it hinges on "in a crosswalk" and "no...signal present". Therefore I do not have to yield to you on the sidewalk, I do not have to yield to you if you're walking against the light, and most importantly do not tempt me by jaywalking. I do not care if you tip the scales at 400 pounds. While you may leave a large dent in my hood, between you and my car, my car will always win. Hmm...I feel better. Perhaps this turn of attitude may work out nicely after all.
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