Screaming Bean |
Monday, September 22, 2003
Yeah, getting to a 10 o'clock class should be exponentially easier than an 8:30 class, right? WRONG! After 9:00, and heck, sometimes before 9:00, the ancient ones come out. These are the people who have a list of physicians longer than my reading assignments for Administrative Law and drive very large luxury vehicles at very slow speeds to get to their appointments. That's the worst thing about where the law school is, it's deep in the heart of specialist land. Normally all of this nonsense invokes a strong urge for road rage, until this morning. Why you ask? Because my spouse, the loving soul he is, bought me air horns. Yes you read it right folks, make-your-head-snap-what-the-hell-was-that-sound air horns. While he did this out of love, he also did it out of having driven my car over the weekend and not been able to get the idiots to stop doing idiotic things with my horn. I had forgotten about the air horn installation since I was holed up doing reading at the time. However, when I got the ancient ones this morning stopping for the green lights because they couldn't remember where their doctor was, I hit that horn and yes, I was immediately reminded what my goal in life was. Scare the hell out of the idiots! And I was empowered. And I felt good. Of course, you might say, "Beanie, isn't this cruel?" or "Beanie, what if they have a heartattack due to your horn?" To which I say, I have a cell phone and I will call for help, but there are no good samaritan laws here. So yes, fear my horn.
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